reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

image

(Source: greatjaggi, via asian)

(Source: 997, via gnarly)

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(Source: 997, via gnarly)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via trust)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via heliolisk)

stopthinkingandliv:

I don’t care if you don’t like Owl City can we all just take a second to appreciate his tweets?

I connect to Adam Young spiritually

The last one omg hahahahahahaha

(Source: paintcastielwings, via phantompromise)

Timestamp: 1408994093

stopthinkingandliv:

I don’t care if you don’t like Owl City can we all just take a second to appreciate his tweets?

I connect to Adam Young spiritually

The last one omg hahahahahahaha

(Source: paintcastielwings, via phantompromise)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via repeals)

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

(via bringmethepcp)

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theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

(via bringmethepcp)

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

(via gnarly)