1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

(Source: nerdjpg, via perks-of-being-chinese)

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via unplannedchild)

(via asian)

michaxl:

the first person to be mute must have been like

(Source: michaxl, via heliolisk)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via heliolisk)

termina-field:

We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend...

(via khcomplete)

Timestamp: 1406521893

termina-field:

We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend...

(via khcomplete)

nuodai:

firsttchairrlasttcalll:

nuodai:

im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

SOMEBODY SAID IT.

i know right

(via greyskies-hazyeyes)

(Source: 3-41am, via repeals)

Timestamp: 1406521795

(Source: 3-41am, via repeals)

  • Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
  • Me: *sits with family*
  • Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
  • Me: *goes back to bedroom*

(via repeals)

  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

snorlaxatives:

i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school

  • what
  • wait what
  • what do we do
  • i have to pee
  • when does this class end
  • whens lunch
  • what

(via repeals)

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

(via repeals)

(Source: unclefather, via repeals)

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell, via repeals)